In all my years of performing, no audience member has ever actually assaulted me. I consider this to be the singular triumph of my performing career. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long, like a worn-out recording of a favorite song. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
I think writing for a world one has invented can be infinitely more interesting than writing for the world we've all inherited. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
Kipling said that Success and Failure are both imposters, and we should all listen to Kipling, if only because none of us are likely… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into Champagne. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
But thankfully, my first album, 'Wide Screen,' was sort of a critics' darling - everyone raved about it, but no one bought it. They… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape, you're the love that I've looked for, come with me and… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
I type even faster than I talk. I'm very proud of that. I type so fast. And I have to because the characters are… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
I always try to keep in mind that while the characters in a farce may find themselves in outrageous dilemmas, and may behave in… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
I've tried in my career to do most everything, because it all intrigues me. And I've found the first time I work in a… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
I first had the thought about making a musical of 'Edwin Drood' as far back as 1971. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
I don't want to own her, but I can't let her have it both ways. There is one too many of us. — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
