There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners. — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who has the hearing aid. — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That… — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
There's only one thing that separates us from animals: We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners. — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may… — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
I don't watch football anymore, I gave that up. I got tired of the interviews after the games, because the winning players always give… — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
Yeah, we were in the game, until Jesus made me fumble. He hates our team. — Jeff Stilson Copy Share Image
