A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb. — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
A mathematician is a magician who converts adjectives into nouns: continuous into continuum, infinite into infinity, infinitesimal into location, 0D into point, 1D into line, curved into geodesic... — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
“A geneticist is a geek who claims to have proven through regression analyses that a Neanderthal had sex with your great-grandmother 50,000 years ago.” — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
Science is not about making predictions or performing experiments. Science is about explaining. — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
Atheism is the opium of the mathematicians. Atheism is the religion of Mathematics. — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
A mathematician makes plans to travel backwards in time through a wormhole to a parallel universe when he can't even make it to Mars… — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
A mathematician is an individual who believes that prophesying that his dog will die if he deprives it of food constitutes a prediction. — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be… — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
It is the definition of the word 'object' which destroys all religions. — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb. — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species. — Bill Gaede Copy Share Image
