When you think about accountants, who would want to be an accountant? But, what would we do without accountants? Whether it's soldiers or garbage men or doctors, everyone has the thing that they love. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I remember Johnny Carson laughing effusively when I made my 'Tonight' show debut in the early 1970's as part of a sketch comedy group… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
My daughter thinks I'm a little more on the straight and narrow than I actually am. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I once was in a project. They were going to do a remake. Somebody started a rumor I wanted more money. I said, 'This… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Some of the Christopher Guest movies, when I'm not really like myself, when I have my hair dyed blonde or had a faux-hawk haircut.… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
After working with Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Jonathan Mangum, I said, 'I am never going to talk about improv again.' — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
I've found over the years that for some reason, people either are big fans and have to use me, or they don't quite understand… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
