I find it ironic to read stories about myself which have never occurred and are simply so absurd that they are comical.… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Because I had goodwill for all, I thought all were my friends, and then I learned of treachery, that some preferred my… — Vanna Bonta Copy Share Image
Painting someone's portrait is, of course, an impossible task. What an absurd idea to try and distil a human being, the most… — David Cobley Copy Share Image
“TEACHER Next. I am afraid -- STUDENT I em afred -- TEACHER We are out -- STUDENT Wee are out -- TEACHER… — Michael O'Donoghue Copy Share Image
Whatever happens, every individual is a child of his time; so philosophy too is its own time apprehended in thoughts. It is… — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Copy Share Image
You are walking in a desert.You hear a bird singing.As absurd as it may seem for a bird to be pending in… — Kiki Dimoula Copy Share Image
Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting… — James Purefoy Copy Share Image
Let us leave good sense behind like a hideous husk and let us hurl ourselves, like fruit spiced with pride, into the… — Filippo Tommaso Marinetti Copy Share Image
In the years since The Life and Extraordinary Adventures of Private Ivan Chonkin, Voinovich has sharpened his satire, and Monumental Propaganda is… — Ken Kalfus Copy Share Image
[Dr. Constain James] refuted so well the aberrations of Darwinism… [A system] which is repugnant at once to history, to the tradition… — Pope Pius IX Copy Share Image
His words were still clear in her mind from that first meeting. "Whoever eats this will love you." She looked into the… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
The theme of corporate stories (and millions drink them in every day) seldom varies: to be happy you must consume, to be… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I was mistaken when I said you live in my heart. How absurd I was when you live in my fingertips so… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“You need to be clever to best him. Are you clever, Rachel?” Oh God. She wants to know if I’m clever. I… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“TYMPANI: Well, things happen fast down here. You gotta' be prepared. One day you're raising chickens, the next day you're buying up… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
“The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
When you've biked only on quiet cul-de-sacs and college campuses, the idea of riding in the city, right up there alongside the… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
Whoever wants to reach socialism by any other path than that of political democracy will inevitably arrive at conclusions that are absurd… — Vladimir Lenin Copy Share Image
The advanced organizations of Thinking must teach with their example by cooperating. Every human organization can cooperate in one or another way… — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
Nobody in France would ever say 'He's a Jewish novelist' or 'She's a black novelist,' even though people do write about those… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
I had $60,000 for my first movie. I was 33 before I made any money off of movies. I worked my ass… — Uwe Boll Copy Share Image
“It is absurd and dangerous to imagine that God would have approved and encouraged the moderate use of a substance which intoxicates… — Samuele Bacchiocchi Copy Share Image
It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
It is absurd to expect the inclinations and wishes of two human beings to coincide, through any long period of time. To… — William Godwin Copy Share Image
One of my central approaches to writing speculative fiction is to take an absurd situation, which we presently feel is normal, and… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
If you look over a list of medicinal recipes in vogue in the last century, how foolish and useless they are seen… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Anger at happenstance for its absurd timing. Anger at myself for being so angry. I hate being angry and every time I… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
Of course it is better to emphasize the unity of human beings rather than to emphasize the diversity of forms, that is… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
A Republic without parties is a complete anomaly. The histories of all popular governments show absurd is the idea of their attempting… — Franklin Pierce Copy Share Image
A political race today, even a primary, is $150 million. The whole political system has become obscene in terms of the absurd… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
Swinburne was an absurd character. He was a bird of showy strut and plumage. One could not but admire his glorious feathers;… — Robert Wilson Lynd Copy Share Image
The moon was a sharply defined crescent and the sky was perfectly clear. The stars shone with such fierce, contained brilliance that… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
Pedantry, in the common acceptation of the word, means an absurd ostentation of learning, and stiffness of phraseology, proceeding from a misguided… — Henry Mackenzie Copy Share Image
How absurd that our students tuck their cell phones, BlackBerrys, iPads, and iPods into their backpacks when they enter a classroom and… — Eli Broad Copy Share Image
It is absurd to believe that soldiers who cannot be made to wear the proper uniform can be induced to move forward… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now it would be as absurd to deny the existence of God, because we cannot see him, as it would be to… — Adam Clarke Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you, novice, that the absurd is only too necessary on earth. The world stands on absurdities, and perhaps nothing… — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
Inquire, investigate, doubt yourself and others. To find truth, you must not cling to your convictions; if you are sure of the… — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
Saying that fights in Japan were fixed and that me, along with other guys like Silva, Minotauro, etc., did not win those… — Mirko Cro Cop Copy Share Image
Being Christian without the Church doesn't make sense. That's why the great Paul VI, said that the most absurd dichotomy is loving… — Pope Francis Copy Share Image