Funny Quote by Abel Aganbegyan

There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.

— Evan Esar

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends.

— Henry Adams

A person is entitled to be buried whole.

— Pinchas Stolper

I do not propose to be buried until I am dead.

— Daniel Webster

There's a notion I'd like to see buried: the ordinary person. Ridiculous. There is no ordinary person.

— Alan Moore

The only people who don't have problems are in a cemetery.

— Norman Vincent Peale

I don't want to be the person digging my own grave.

— Katherine Heigl

While you are living, part of you has slipped away to the cemetery.

— Elizabeth Hardwick

The pain and the uncertainty of the grave is only known by the dead.

— Brain Emrys

Don't think of yourself as indispensable or infallible. The cemeteries of the world are full of indispensable men.

— Charles de Gaulle

There is no safety this side of the grave

— Robert A. Heinlein

Trenches, hospitals, the common grave--there are no other possibilities.

— Erich Maria Remarque