Crooked Quote by 2pac

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

— Jennifer Crusie

Love yourself and watch - Today, tomorrow, always. To straighten the crooked You must first do a harder thing - Straighten yourself.

— Gautama Buddha

If a crooked stick is before you, you need not explain how crooked it is. Lay a straight one down by the side of…

— Charles Spurgeon

I'm still a little bent, a little crooked, but all things considered, I can't complain.

— Anthony Kiedis

The fact that a trick fooled you is not enough reason to perform it.

— Darwin Ortiz

No matter how sturdy, erudite or judicious you may be; you can never straighten out what is crooked; neither can you count things that…

— Samuel Kermis

You have to find your own tricks!

— Dharma Mittra

Jack the only trick I ever played on you was never tricking you at all.

— Meg White

You got to take the crookeds with the straights. That's what Papa used to say.

— August Wilson

Some are bent with toil, and some get crooked trying to avoid it.

— Herbert V. Prochnow

Say straighten yuh crooked ways. Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly. Selassie I liveth every time.

— Capleton

Tired of bending over backwards for people and getting nowhere. From now on I'll bend the other way and you can kiss my ass!

— Sarah Moores