A stick of celery doesn't do it for me.

“Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah.”

— Gitty Daneshvari

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil…

— Frances Mayes

I slice up a ton of cucumbers, celery, carrots and red and yellow peppers. Keep them in your fridge so you always have something…

— Summer Sanders

“I stared at him.' You're scared of bunnies?' 'Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Allways stealing celery from defenseless satyrs!”

— Grover

The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're…

— Dave Barry

“Celery as celery was bad. Celery fried was the work of Satan.”

— Kristen Ashley

I'm sautéing emcees with fried rice up in the wok without the MSG and chopped celery.

— Redman

He nodded nervously. ‘He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits.’ I stared at him. ‘You’re scared of bunnies?’ ‘Blah-hah-hah!…

— Rick Riordan

I love to cook. In fact, at this exact moment, I am trying something new: I am cooking a whole chicken in my crockpot,…

— Nancy Grace

For my money, celery hasn't got a mean bit of fibre in its body, and we all need to start being much nicer to…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

To-day I think Only with scents, - scents dead leaves yield, And bracken, and wild carrot's seed, And the square mustard field; Odours that…

— Edward Thomas

I love celery and people don't use it a lot. Celery and flavors in that family - it really brightens and is refreshing.

— Todd English

Do you want me to call you Celery Stick instead of Cupcake or Honey-Pie? It just doesn’t inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings.

— Richelle Mead

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

— Kin Hubbard

The day my child tries a celery is the most stressful day of my life.

— Ariana Grande