Quotations cause all kinds of trouble.

You're one of a kind cause you all the kinds in one.

— Anonymous

Quotation lovers love rare words.

— Willis Regier

Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the ones they have, and the ones they expect to have.

— H. G. Wells

There are two kinds of trouble: The kind you have and the kind you haven't. There are but few of the first sort, but…

— Sophie Irene Loeb

Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds of trouble - the ones they've had, the…

— Edward Everett Hale

My toils in the quotation field have led me to formulate two or three laws about the way people use and abuse quotations. My…

— Nigel Rees

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— Laura Ramirez

“Perhaps the most powerful and appealing aspect of another's words, however, is simply their convenience. Whether distilled in the briefest apophthegm, or spread out…

— Jasper Siegel Seneschal

I took ethics classes in college, and it always amazes me how they [tabloids] will blatantly say something that I did not say, in…

— Carrie Underwood

“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I say quotations are literary. They are good only when dealing with ideas, not with experience. Experience should be pure, unique.

— Anais Nin

A forward critic often dupes us With sham quotations peri hupsos, And if we have not read Longinus, Will magisterially outshine us. Then, lest…

— Jonathan Swift

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are ruled by quotations.

— Susan Sontag

Quotations can be valuable, like raisins in the rice pudding, for adding iron as well as eye appeal.

— Peg Bracken