The bitter clamour of two eager tongues, Can arbitrate…

“China reminds me most of America at its own moment of transformation—the period that Mark Twain and Charles Warner named the Gilded Age, when…

— Evan Osnos

As a Nobel Prize winner I cannot but regret that the award was never given to Mark Twain, nor to Henry James, speaking only…

— Ernest Hemingway

Mark Twain didn't psychoanalyze Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer. Dickens didn't put Oliver Twist on the couch because he was hungry! Good copy comes…

— Samuel Fuller

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

— Robin Williams

“Never let school get in the way of your education. Mark Twain”

— Evelyn Krieger

I have never been one for musicians. I know girls are supposed to go crazy for frontmen who close their eyes when they sing…

— Julie Klausner

Mark Twain had a way of telling stories that shifts your consciousness away from labels.

— Val Kilmer

Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth. Â Mark Twain

— Mark Twain

Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

— Mark Twain

'Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.' Mark Twain

— Anonymous

“If my name were Mark Twain, I’d write under the pseudonym “Samuel Clemens.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The truth is a fragile thing, but a lie, well told, can live forever. “ — Mark Twain”

— Rebecca Nugent

“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there." Mark Twain”

— Dr. Mon

Mark Twain created a new type of literature and not a lot of people can say that. Not a lot of people can say…

— Val Kilmer

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog…

— Stanley Bing