I like carrots that have got a bit of personality and have…

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

— Mitch Hedberg

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

Some like carrots, others like cabbage

— Proverb

I like broccoli. I like rice. I like carrots. I like vegetable juices. Y'know? I mean, I'm with all that.

— Gza

“Ellie: "What was your favourite food before root beer floats were invented?" Will: "I dont know. Food was terrible before people started putting lots…

— Countney Allison Moulton

“I sit up in bed and watch her fiddle about in the back of my wardrobe. I think she's got a plan. That's what's…

— Jenny Downham

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them hoppy legs…

— Anonymous

When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of…

— Dave Barry

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored…

— Marilyn Monroe

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.

— Alanis Morissette

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil…

— Frances Mayes

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working.

— John F. Kennedy

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it

— Chuck Jones

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to…

— Arthur Bloch