I swear, it's like God is just squatting over us, pissing…

“Say what you like: God is just, after all.”

— Oliver Potzsch

I feel like God is just telling me what I need to do, and He's showing me the light.

— Hopsin

WORK IS LIKE A GOD JUST FALLOW IT ,BUT DON'T TRY TO BELIVE EVERY TIME ON GOD.BCAZ IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EFFORTS ON…

— SUDHAKAR

“he world looks like something God had just imagined for His own pleasure. This isn't poetry but it makes me feel the same way…

— L.M. Montgomery

The world looks like something God had just imaged for his own pleasure, doesn't it?

— Anonymous

I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible, but pissing everyone off is way easier, and fun as hell ! :D

— Mac

“I remember another aphorism of my father's, one that he used to say whenever we passed someone pissing openly in the street: add color…

— Dinaw Mengestu

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“She who gets in the middle of a pissing match will only get wet.”

— Brent Weeks

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.

— Randy Pausch

Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off.

— Colin Powell

If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important.

— Oliver $

“That's how I want to go. Taking my own way out and totally pissing everybody off at the end.”

— L.J. Smith

I have this habit of pissing people off without even trying, or hurting them I'm not really sure why it's just something I do.

— Cheyenne DeLaCruz

Pissing people off should be a sport

— Priyanka