I remember another aphorism of my father's, one that he…

Pissing people off should be a sport

— Priyanka

“We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a…

— John Green

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off.…

— Lucinda Williams

“And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel?”

— Poppet

When Anderson walks into a room, you can hear a rat pissing on cotton.

— Chael Sonnen

“Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit”

— George R.R. Martin

I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible, but pissing everyone off is way easier, and fun as hell ! :D

— Mac

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“She who gets in the middle of a pissing match will only get wet.”

— Brent Weeks

It's very important to know when you're in a pissing match. And it's very important to get out of it as quickly as possible.

— Randy Pausch

Pissing people off doesn't mean you're doing the right things, but doing the right things will almost inevitably piss people off.

— Colin Powell

If you’re not pissing someone off, you probably aren’t doing anything important.

— Oliver $

“That's how I want to go. Taking my own way out and totally pissing everybody off at the end.”

— L.J. Smith

I have this habit of pissing people off without even trying, or hurting them I'm not really sure why it's just something I do.

— Cheyenne DeLaCruz

Crying was like pissing everything out on the ground.

— Stephen King