I sign so many autographs, my hand hurts every day.

I had a talent for copying the signatures of dignitaries like Indira Gandhi, Amitabh Bachchan and so on. So, I wanted to become someone…

— Sanjay Mishra

Sign a couple autographs. So I can eat my meals for free.

— Nickelback

I'm closer to being happy. I'm doing things that make me happy. In football I loved to practice and I loved to play, but…

— Ricky Williams

I hate it when people come up to me on trains and ask 'Are you Soulja Boy?' If people want pictures or autographs, that's…

— Soulja Boy

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. Every job is a self portrait of the…

— Vince Lombardi

A presentation copy...is a copy of a book whoch does not sell, sent you by the author, with his foolish autograph at the beginning…

— Charles Lamb

My daughter sent me on a mission to get as many autographs as possible.

— Billy Joel

Autographs and pictures do get a little old, but I don't mind if the people want it.

— Dominique Moceanu

This hand is not very active always, because it was in this hand that I carried my books. My carrying hand was always my…

— Haile Gebrselassie

Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.

— Laurence Olivier

One of the Canadian customs guards got suspicious and said 'Haven't you been coming and going across the border a lot lately?' I finally…

— Hugh Jackman

I usually don't mind giving autographs, but when hundreds of folks with paper and pen start coming at you, it's time to seek shelter.

— Mary Lou Retton

I have been sought out by a number of people who would have felt uncomfortable coming to a large public meditation. They don't want…

— Frederick Lenz

I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way…

— Thom Yorke

The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need…

— Doug Stanhope