Looking at the ceiling, thinking why I treat you bad…

You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke…

— Jay Mohr

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

— Frank Carson

You told me I wrote that poem because I was afraid of dealing with myself. And I used my mom as an excuse, accusing…

— Jay Asher

Believe not each accusing tongue, As most weak persons do; But still believe that story wrong, Which ought not to be true!

— Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Nothing gets under my skin faster than accusing me of lying.

— Anonymous

Unless you're willing to fight and refight the same battles until you go blue in the face, drive the people you work with nuts…

— Bill Moyers

People have pointed out evidences of personal feeling in my notices as if they were accusing me of a misdemeanor, not knowing that criticism…

— George Bernard Shaw

I'm a true believer in story. I think when you just tell people to think, people tend to get resistant and defensive and feel…

— Jordan Peele

She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their shoes, which did not make…

— Terry Pratchett

You keep accusing me of blasphemy all of the time, but I cannot be convicted of a victimless crime.

— Dan Barker

Critics are always complaining about the materialism of hip-hop and accusing the artists of living way above their means. But this ostentatious sort of…

— Simon de Pury

I cannot bear the language TV chefs use - they don't seem able to look at a plate of vegetables without accusing it of…

— Ann Widdecombe

Making fun of anyone who seeks happiness rather than money and accusing them of "lacking ambition."

— Paulo Coelho

I would have touched it like a child But knew my finger could but have touched Cold stone and water. I grew wild, Even…

— William Butler Yeats

We are not accusing you of being illegal, we are accusing you of being immoral

— Margaret Hodge