VIOLET: Oh, horseshit, horeshit, let's all say horseshit…

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“You can beat your brains out for her, and she’ll hand you horseshit on a platter.”

— Truman Capote

“There is a rich & vibrant oral tradition about how to write fast programs, and almost all of it is horseshit.”

— Anonymous

You can't let any team awe you. If you do, you'll wind up a horseshit player.

— Luke Appling

If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity.

— Stephen King

“I'd rather marry lump of steaming horseshit than you." Lucy jutted her chin out."Smells better too.”

— Sidney Ayers

I was no suffragette, but I was pretty sure the he-can’t-control-himself defense was a big, stinky load of horseshit.

— Rachel Vincent

“Mrs. Gruber said that happiness was not something she aspired to, that when we had seen as much of the world as she had,…

— Amy Bloom

I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants... and horseshit.

— Zero Mostel

Human lives are hard, even those of health and privilege, and don't make much sense. This is the message of the Book of Job:…

— Anne Lamott

... I have developed, over the years, some sense of the difference between real horseshit that you can step in and Ideal Platonic Horseshit…

— Robert Anton Wilson

Even the implication that The Lord of the Rings is a mythic story about Western, white supremacy - regardless of the political leanings of…

— Viggo Mortensen

“You can speak with a twang and still not say a thang.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“can’t digest food unless it has some E. coli in it for flavor. All this nutrition nonsense is horseshit.”

— Johnny Shaw

“Cormac heard that glorious word for the first time in the1850s, and it came to epitomize for him all of New York's rough skepticism.…

— Pete Hamill