That’s right boys, I made twins. Two babies, one shot,” he…

His chest is all puffed out like Raquel Walsh.

— Archie Bunker

“His chest puffed, and he rumbled, "I breathe danger." "Oh, good God, he did not just say that," Pearl muttered.”

— Scarlett Dawn

Everybody was going along thinking that it was a day like any other day, and bang, down went the Twin Towers. Changed everything. So…

— Margaret Atwood

God's irony, that in order to fight and defeat the threat of terrorism, we shall have to be clear about the principle of justice…

— Alan Keyes

“The twins hobbled forward. "Freaks and dames and boys and things, drinks and bones and shiny rings," said the twin on the left. "Ashes…

— J.A. Redmerski

Vee is my un-twin. She's green-eyed, milky blond, and a few pounds over curvy. I'm a smoky-eyed brunette with volumes of curly hair that…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

At the level at which I work with people, their great talent is paired with great insecurity. Self-doubt is literally the twin of self-confidence.…

— William Ivey Long

God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here…

— Bill Cosby

We think of death and loss as tragic twins, but in fact it is loss that hurts us.

— Perry Brass

“At nearly six feet, she's only a few inches shorter than him and every bit as stubborn. At times like this I wonder if…

— Veronica Rossi

I love to be with my twins. They are my true joy in life.

— Nancy Grace

My mom had no idea she was having twins.

— Brie Bella

Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we're not that way. That's because of my parents, though, and…

— Ashley Olsen

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

— Steven Wright

The past and the future become unimportant. There is only that moment, and the incredible certainty that everything under the sun has been written…

— Paulo Coelho