I've had a lot of ridiculous haircuts.

I depended a lot on being an over-the-top, ridiculous, obnoxious, Staten Island Princess. That's what I did, and I guess the rest is history.

— Carmella

So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll…

— Tom Brady

People ask me a lot about my drive. I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look…

— Kanye West

When I was young I had this blonde haircut that was shaved on one side with a rat tail and tram lines in it,…

— Kemp Muhl

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

— Paul Merson

The worst sinners, according to Jesus, are not the harlots and publicans, but the religious leaders with their insistence on proper dress and grooming,…

— Hugh Nibley

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.

— Rod Stewart

We've got characters in the UK like Boris Johnson, who's kind of like a proto Trump in many ways even down to the crazy…

— Charlie Brooker

It's very important to me that people accept me as a transgendered female. But it's ridiculous to a lot of people and I understand…

— Alexis Arquette

While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.

— David Letterman

Learning how to shine a pair of shoes to me was like if you could do, you were like you were on your way…

— Willie Herron

He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and…

— Hunter S. Thompson

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

A SWAT team surrounded my house and came in every door. But it happened because on the day that we split up, Madonna developed…

— Sean Penn