May I respond by merely saying, "I hate crocs. May they…

“I can't imagine a more aesthetically offensive item of footwear than Crocs. That little strap! I shudder. ...I know Crocs are affordable. Well, so…

— Tim Gunn

Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill an emu,…

— Margaret Atwood

The only shoes that look futuristic are Crocs, but they would be terrible to use in a futuristic movie.

— Olivier Theyskens

My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered…

— Caio Fonseca

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

— Maddox

I have seen Tasmanian devils battle over a carcass. I have seen lionesses crowding a kill, dingoes on the trail of a feral piglet,…

— Terri Irwin

More minions!” he shouted. “Come to me!” That couldn’t be good. Another round of giant crocs and we’d be dead. Why don’t we get…

— Rick Riordan

If he wakes up, I swear I’ll do anything. I’ll open gates, I’ll help all the paranormals, I’ll never judge people wearing Crocs again.…

— Kiersten White

Crikey means gee whiz, wow! Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and western diamondback rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and…

— Steve Irwin

...and I have this stupid little thought that Aaron didn't survive the croc attack after all, that he died but he's so pissed off…

— Patrick Ness

I’ve held onto Ugg boots. I will never graduate to Crocs, but Ugg boots are always and forever. That’s my fashion stepchild.

— Johnny Weir

Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

— Adam Carolla

Most of the time, if someone gives me trouble at a bar or something, saying, 'Why do you hate the Red Sox or Patriots?'…

— Joe Buck

Anybody that doesn't like Netflix, that's like saying you hate Santa Claus.

— Julian Robertson

“You know that dejection that comes upon you when you realize that the person you're talking to might as well be from Jupiter, for…

— Julie Powell