Well, a priest is better than a eunuch for advice, then…

“Watch out for those overdue fines… Oh I think I can afford them”

— Tiffany Reisz

“The things she could do with her mouth would blow any man off course.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“Scar tissue, she'd once read, was the strongest of all tissues. Maybe Soren's heart was so strong because it was so scarred.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“But I wasn't done," she pouted, no longer hungry for anything but him. "Yes, you were." "Yes, sir." "Lay down on your back." "Very…

— Tiffany Reisz

“How are you feeling?" "Coffee.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“He had to be a hero for her. He wished the world still had dragons so he had something to slay for her.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“Everything in moderation, ma chérie. Except orgasms.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“Oh, yes, poor little me. Had to have sex with the two most beautiful men on the planet in the same night. It was…

— Tiffany Reisz

“You know I don't mind sloppy seconds. And knowing Pope Whatadick, he probably blesses is cum before he blows it”

— Tiffany Reisz

“Watch out. Bras are often booby-trapped.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“What's a dissertation?" "If Satan gave you instructions for writing the book report from Hell, it would closely resemble those of a Ph.D. dissertation.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“Because there is nothing I wouldn’t do to protect you, Eleanor. Nothing I wouldn’t do to help you. And nothing I wouldn’t do to…

— Tiffany Reisz

“With trembling hands, Zach opened the front cover and flipped to the dedication page. "To Zachary Easton, my editor. Fuck you.”

— Tiffany Reisz

“God, how he loved Søren. Loved him. Loved him like a father, like a brother, like a friend and a lover…and loved him like…

— Tiffany Reisz

“French Vanilla,” Kingsley said. “What’s that?” “Vanilla with a strong libido and a taste for anal.”

— Tiffany Reisz