My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw

“Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?-- Pam to Jessica, True Blood”

— Alan Ball

Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub,…

— Banksy

I don't have anything against either of the Dead movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, none of those movies. If it scares somebody, I think…

— Stephen King

The most common form of terrorism in the U.S.A. is that carried on by bulldozers and chainsaws. It is not enough to understand the…

— Edward Abbey

“Look at it this way: there are many here among us for whom the life force is best represented by the livid twitching of…

— Lester Bangs

Twenty miles on, we have spotted a roadside sign: 'CHAINSAW CARVED MUSHROOMS'. Troubles promptly forgotten, Stuart falls to gawping at the road ahead. What…

— Alexander Masters

On a grander scale, when a society segregates itself, the consequences affect the economy, the emotions, and the ecology. That's one reason why it's…

— Joel Salatin

Can I get a lock for my tent? Bears can't unzip tents, Lana. Well, chainsaw psychos who wander the woods looking for young girls…

— Abbi Glines

I'm from Texas originally, and I've always wanted to be in a horror movie, so I've gotten both of my wishes with this project.…

— Matthew Bomer

“If an hour has passed and the tree’s still standing, it’s probably not the saw that’s the problem.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

I had done a lot of running in 'Texas Chainsaw' and sword-fighting in 'Percy Jackson,' which taught me to fall properly.

— Alexandra Daddario

I think the Chainsaw remake is very good and captures the spirit of the original film. It's true to the tone of the original,…

— Tobe Hooper

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old…

— Nico Mirallegro

I'm 24, and a lot of people my age grew up listening to bands that were big and making it from around here. I…

— Josh Jones

My wife Kimora once told me while we were watching "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" that it's a vegetarian movie because the way that the…

— Russell Simmons