Is it gonna confuse the kids if they find an egg inside of…

Lectures often confuse our kids, but the example we set is crystal clear.

— Zig Ziglar

“Tortoise embryos float up to the top of the egg and attach themselves to the inside of the shell. If the egg is later…

— George Hoppendale

God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.

— Rachel Caine

I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an…

— Robert Schimmel

“Ingeniously, [Heinrich Wickmann] was able to use a pencil to mark that bit of the egg he could see inside the hen's oviduct, through…

— Tim Birkhead

Gentleness doesn't get work done unless you happen to be a hen laying eggs.

— Coco Chanel

At exhibition openings always praise the chicken for laying eggs; you can wring its neck later.

— Bill Jay

There is no logical connection between flying and laying eggs.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.

— H. L. Mencken

I'm totally cool with being weird. Weirdos become leaders.

— Anonymous

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Weirdism is definitely the cornerstone of many an artist's career.”

— Anonymous

When you describe your friend and you show a picture of your friend and the person your showing it to is like … wth???

— Candie

Why don't you just imagine it never happened..??

— Effy Stonem

You're trying too HARD to convince me that you're a TRUE friend & DEEP Down Inside you know you're not but you stick around…

— Ta'Nisha Marie