Last night I dreamed I went to hillbilly heaven and you…

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,…

— Steven Wright

“I’ll always come back to you,” he said. “Always.”

— Donna Grant

Whether I'm in the main event or on the preliminary card, the same Cowboy is going to be out there.

— Donald Cerrone

“Let's face it. I'm the romantic equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle. Men date me then disappear , never to be heard from again." Jaymes,…

— Olivia Jaymes

Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles DeGaulle and Disraeli, but I didn't…out of respect for DeGaulle…

— Oriana Fallaci

“Howdy, ma'am. You always talk to yourself?” Velia glanced up into bright eyes, as blue as the flame on a cigarette lighter, belonging to…

— Mary J. McCoy-Dressel

Freebird Michael Hayes was my first broadcast partner who was a pure, 100% antagonist. Hayes and I joined forces during Cowboy Bill Watts' attempt…

— Jim Ross

A lot of old guys in movies are like cowboys - they talk like cowboys and they dress like cowboys.

— Val Kilmer

My uncle Claude was my favorite uncle he was also my godfather. He and I were really, really close. He used to take me…

— Smokey Robinson

Sometimes a cowgirl has to do what a cowboy can't.

— Anonymous

“If you threw Elvis and a scarecrow in a blender, topped the whole thing off with Seagram's 7 and pressed dice, you would make…

— Andrea Portes

I love vintage cowboy boots, and some days I'm into platform stilettos encrusted in jewels. It's really all over the place.

— Kacey Musgraves

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?'

— Alek Wek

The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking…

— Merle Haggard

Spring comes with joyous laugh, and song, and sunshine, and the burnt sacrifice of the over-ripe boot and the hoary overshoe. The cowboy and…

— Edgar Wilson Nye