I've used soap dishes as ashtrays in the best hotels in…

My stepfather used to run hotels all around the world.

— DJ Rap

There were moments ... when it seemed that all one could be asked was just to keep the ashtrays clean, the bed made, the…

— May Sarton

I smoke too much whether it's going well or badly. After all these years, I definitely associate having a pen in my hand with…

— Tom Stoppard

Hands, matches, an ashtray. A ritual beautiful and bitter.

— Anna Akhmatova

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

— Adam Carolla

Let's try and create scenes that are about something... About something deeper than this ashtray.

— Martin de Maat

Grab something off the shelf that's on the spaceship-an ashtray, it doesn't matter what. Because I can tell you, if they flew here from…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements.

— Chic Murray

Every time an ashtray is missing from a hotel, they don't come looking for you. But let a diamond bracelet disappear in France and…

— John Michael Hayes

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

— Jimmy Carr

Writing a play is like smashing that [glass] ashtray, filming it in slow motion, and then running the film in reverse, so that the…

— Tom Stoppard

The sky was so clear that the starlight cast shadows, and so many sparkles and glitters and glints appeared above us that it looked…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

— Helen Rowland

“all people start to come apart finally and there it is: just empty ashtrays in a room or wisps of hair on a comb…

— Charles Bukowski

You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…

— David Letterman