Well, laddie, if you've let an old buzzard like me hurt…

The wild black scavengers of the skies laid their eggs in season and lovingly fed their young. They soared high over prairies and mountains…

— Walter M. Miller, Jr

“Buzzards don’t make good friends. They always have an interior motive.”

— John R. Erickson

“The buzzards wait for it to die, not knowing that it’s already dead. By the number of them, they have been waiting a long…

— Annie Walls

Buzzards got to eat, same as the worms.

— Clint Eastwood

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.

— Edward Abbey

Now you wonder why he does it, how he does it, wasnt cause he had buzzards circle around his head waiting for him to…

— Eminem

If I were reincarnated, I'd want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants him or needs him. He…

— William Faulkner

“I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.”

— Erma Bombeck

Hamburger steak is carrion, and quite unfit for food except by a turkey buzzard, a hyena, or some other scavenger.

— John Harvey Kellogg

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

— Josh Billings

My sister called me "Buzzard" when I was a baby - she couldn't say "Brother" so I've been Buzz my whole life.

— Buzz Aldrin

“Questions from earlier circle like buzzards. Am I running away or moving forward?”

— Doug Cooper

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

— Erma Bombeck

Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.

— Spike Dykes

“We watched the buzzards soaring with the brutal grace of skateboarding teenagers, up to nothing that was ostensibly no-good, but menacing all the same.”

— Jo Furniss