Grabbing his very fine, very taut ass in my hands, I…

Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary.

— Mike Dirnt

“God, I need that coffee. I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.”

— Ruta Sepetys

On Mondays, I feel like I need Coffee injected directly into my veins.

— Anonymous

A guy's gotta live, you know, gotta make his way and find his meaning in life and love, and to do that he needs…

— Libba Bray

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who…

— Dave Barry

You need some coffee, don't you?" "Yes, I've only had a gallon.

— John Grisham

You don't want to keep giving yourself a sugar spike and then crash and get exhausted and need coffee because you shoot for a…

— Allison Williams

“I don’t need a coffee cup. That’s what hands were invented for. That’s also why I don’t need sex.”

— Jarod Kintz

Late to bed, early to rise, makes you a college student in dire need of coffee¦ Enjoy your Coffee dear friends

— Archie Fuentes

So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math…

— Danica McKellar

“Do you ever get really excited about life and then realize it’s just the caffeine? It’s really depressing, but that just means you need…

— Stephen Robinson

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who…

— Dave Barry

Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested

— Darynda Jones

“I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”

— Matthew Arnold Stern

“You don’t need coffee, babe. You just need to take this vibrator up your ass for me.”

— Anonymous