I'm thinking of taking a window cleaner's job to fill the…

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,…

— Steven Wright

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

— Jane Curtin

It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as…

— Andrew Simms

[Americans] can't understand that the water in our toilet is cleaner than 880 million have access to.

— Matt Damon

I am Woman, here me roar...of is that my vacuum cleaner?

— Liz Carpenter

The only thing that scares me in the tech area is that it moves so fast that you have to be ready to invest…

— Daymond John

Any small business owner wears many hats. We [New View Window Cleaning] are the salesman, bookkeeper, scheduler, cleaner, customer complaint department, etc. If you…

— Tony Evans

We must all move shoulder to shoulder in a unified front to show this administration that the true majority of people are willing to…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

I get to be the mayor of the capital city of the most polluting state of the most polluting country on the planet. ...…

— Will Wynn

I am an obsessive garage cleaner - my wife and the neighbors make fun of me. I remember that my father was the same…

— Chris O'Donnell

The easy glamour of the French Riviera in the late 1960s - inspired by Romy Schneider's character in La Piscine - mixed with garden…

— Tory Burch

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

In 1966, while working on a feature about a Picasso exhibition at the Tel Aviv Museum of Art, I recorded the pre-opening preparations and…

— Micha Bar-Am

I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!

— Rudyard Kipling

We don't need women. There are plenty other things in the world to have sex with, just go to a sexaholics meeting and take…

— Chuck Palahniuk