If I was switched from whatever I'm doing, and I was, for…

My mother was a big reader, and my father was an editorial writer for a newspaper.

— Sandra Brown

I always wanted to be some kind of writer or newspaper reporter. But after college... I did other things.

— Jackie Kennedy

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's.

— Dizzee Rascal

I love the donors and we thank them, but it has to be that the guys in the barber shop, the lady at the…

— Keith Ellison

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

— Warren Buffett

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

— Wesley Willis

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

— William Shakespeare

A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may make you…

— Henry Fielding

I go to the barbers every two weeks.

— Loris Karius

No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.

— George Herbert

If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut.

— Paul Merson

That small word "Force," they make a barber's block, Ready to put on Meanings most strange and various, fit to shock Pupils of Newton……

— James Clerk Maxwell

My real father died when I was two years old, so I never knew him. He was a barber in Chicago.

— Donald Johanson

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her…

— Paul O'Grady