I didn’t get my nap today. Wouldn’t do for someone to piss…

“I have fallen in love with you, and there is no future for us. That you burst into my life suddenly only a short…

— Rachel Gibson

“I do not need to analyze my life, no way! Of course it’s not perfect, but it is at least satisfying! Yes, I am…

— Sara Anzellotti

“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a…

— Meredith Schorr

“People go to LA to "find themselves", they come to New York to become someone new.”

— Lindsey Kelk

“Today I will pursue Francesca. And she will run if she knows what’s good for her.”

— J.L. Vallance

“Tara moved into the kitchen and went still at the condition of it. "Formica countertops," she said as if she'd discovered asbestos.”

— Jill Shalvis

“The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.”

— Heather Hill

“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”

— Stephanie McAfee

“Why is it women have to bring all this angst into sex? We should be more like men. In. Out. Over. Next.”

— Lara Rios

“When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.”

— Heather Hill

“Love isn’t for the weak, it’s for those brave enough to risk it all.”

— J.L. Vallance

“It felt like I had a thousand packs of Strawberry Pop Rocks simultaneously detonating in my chest, and I dilated at least eight centimeters!”

— Piper Faust

“What the hell? Jack was over six feet tall and two hundred pounds with arms like a steel beam. He couldn't get away from…

— Fletcher McHale

“Why is being an unmarried woman something that we should be ashamed of, as if we’ve failed? Men don’t feel this way. When they…

— Eileen Cook

“Does bad luck come in 3's...or is it multiples of 3?”

— Tara Ford