My dad and mom were in bands: the Soda Jerks, Fat Time…

The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours.…

— Taylor Lautner

Everybody calls me fat all the time, so I can’t wait to have a reason, instead of everybody just being a jerk! I’ve never…

— Kelly Clark

The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours.…

— Taylor Lautner

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.

— Anonymous

I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so.

— Gloria Swanson

I want to talk about my band, you know what I mean? I don't want to talk about other bands.

— Chino Moreno

When we came up, groups and bands and performers were interested in being their own thing. They wanted to make sure that they had…

— Philip Bailey

Bands are like relationships, you know. You are kind of in a relationship with a bunch of people at one time, but this feels…

— Ali Koehler

There was a lot of camaraderie among the bands. I remember a lot of times when I'd be driving up Laurel Canyon and pass…

— June Millington

I was playing in other rock bands. Any of those bands didn't last long.

— Ikue Mori

I grew up with my dad's music, so my introduction to rock was Alice Cooper and Cinderella and Dio and Black Sabbath, so I…

— Lzzy Hale

I'd been playing in bands for something like seven years at this point. And we were always trying to get ahead, trying to rehearse…

— Aerosmith

There are bands that I am friends with, who will invite me up on stage. Like Les Savy Fav, who have had me on…

— Fred Armisen

As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands?

— Thomas Beecham