Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments…

There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.

— Josh Billings

We must understand that God does not "love" us without liking us - through gritted teeth - as "Christian" love is sometimes thought to…

— Dallas Willard

I'm hooked on my baby's love, there ain't nothing in the jug this strong.

— Alan Jackson

She makes my old pick-up truck feel like a limousine.

— Rhett Akins

I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.

— Mojo Nixon

If your dog should be dead, I'm gonna love you instead.

— George Harrison

What are you doing following me around the back streets of London, you little idiot?” Will demanded, giving her arm a light shake. Cecily’s…

— Cassandra Clare

“I don't say this to hurt you, love." The endearment slipped out without me even thinking about it. (...) "Say it again," he said.…

— Jessica Verday

We may stop lovin' to watch Bugs Bunny, but he can't take the place of my honey.

— Eddie Cochran

“Mein Kleines Kätzchen.”

— Tionne Rogers

That's a gesture of endearment in some cultures. Some hug, some kiss, some set each other on fire in small patches of woodland

— Jonathan Stroud

I'll love you when my eyes are open, I'll love you when my eyes are gone.

— Iggy Pop

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright…

— Dane Cook

Much has happened since last we met, Bartimaeus," he went on. "Do you remember how we parted?" "No." I did. "You set light to…

— Jonathan Stroud

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm every gonna love you. Now don't be sad, cause two out of…

— Meat Loaf