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I'd rather fiddle with my phone for precious seconds than neglect an apostrophe; I'd rather insert a word laboriously keyed out than resort to…

— Will Self

There's arrogance for you. I think all artists insert themselves into their subject matter.

— Sophie Blackall

I'm trying mostly to ask questions. And not just trying to stake out a position on something, but also trying to define the stuff…

— Andrew Revkin

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

— Jim Cornette

As the work progresses the careful reader will insert mental interrogation points here and there. He will find that his interest increases as the…

— John Bates Clark

My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess.…

— Mitch Hedberg

One can always trust to time. Insert a wedge of time and nearly everything straightens itself out.

— Norman Douglas

The point is, I can’t tell you how to succeed. But I can tell you how not to: Give in to the shame of…

— Kathryn Stockett

The medical operations are so challenging because they're so technical, as well. I assumed before we started that we would do the classic thing,…

— Clive Owen

These days in movies you can always come back to a location or do an insert or do something, so that's not even an…

— Jaume Collet-Serra

I really like transgressive characters that have an alternate world view. I've actually written a fair number of kids movies, and I'll insert these…

— Matt Nix

I don't read anything electronically. I don't write electronically, either - except e-mails to my family and friends. I write in longhand. I have…

— John Irving

Small towns and local publications love to have a hero of some kind. For Portland, it's definitely Ian Karmel and Ron Funches, but every…

— Amy Miller

My brothers and sisters and I spoke in a language called Egg Latin. In the early '50s in Canada, this became a fad way…

— Phil Hartman

“I’ve never wanted to insert my penis into a body more than I do yours.”

— Rachel Robinson