I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get…

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

— Shaquille O'Neal

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

— Steven Wright

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

— Steven Wright

Those inevitable dreams where you can't get your column in, you know, and at first they were the Xerox telecopy, and then they were…

— Ellen Goodman

A value is like a fax machine: it’s not much use if you’re the only one who has one.

— Kwame Anthony Appiah

We have a culture that is indirect in the extreme, where by the time you're five years old, you've watched tons of television, and…

— Michael Ventura

In the summer between my freshman and sophomore year, my grandfather got me a job at a local messenger company working on Wall Street.…

— Lewis Schiff

Mike Huckabee said he's the only person who has fought the Clinton political machine and won. As opposed to Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders, who's…

— Jimmy Fallon

My workspace is defined by books, ephemera, quiet and light. I don't have a computer, telephone or a fax machine there.

— Maira Kalman

All our technology - whether we use fax machines or computers or speak on phones or watch programs on television - is based on…

— Deepak Chopra

When thinking about how to deploy kind of professional and social networking into your business, it's really not a question of if, it's a…

— Reid Hoffman

The growth of the Internet will slow drastically, as the flaw in 'Metcalfe's law'–which states that the number of potential connections in a network…

— Paul Krugman

The eye and brain are not like a fax machine, nor are there little people looking at the images coming in.

— Torsten Wiesel

My first account was Neiman Marcus. I cold-called them just like I had cold-called businesses when I was selling fax machines for seven years.

— Sara Blakely

People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as a cash…

— Jan Koum