Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

“You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.”

— Allan Dare Pearce

When asses are needed.- You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“Sometimes you have to put your foot down. Sometimes you have to put it up their asses”

— Dancer Hauk from the League series

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

— G. Gordon Liddy

All my compatriots are asses compared to me.

— Paul Cezanne

“Way to go all Carrie on their asses' sis!”

— Darlene Kuncytes

“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When I was in Greenough, Montana, I came across a bear cub. I was off this path, and I thought, If there's a bear…

— Al Roker

“I have always held… that the skin of the bear must not be distributed until the bear has been killed.”

— William R. Manchester

Getting head-to-head with a polar bear was amazing.

— Michaela Strachan

I'm Irish and always will be, but America has taught me so much. Maybe it's here in the U.S. that we find a healing,…

— Fionnula Flanagan

No one likes to admit they are racist or bear prejudices. Nor do they even like to be open and honest when they witness…

— Martin Jacques

“Hand in hand they whispered for a while. The girl nodded and the bear laughed. Together, they made their way down the corridor and…

— Stephen Craig

I looked at Randy White... I looked at Klecko. I looked at Gino Marchetti. I looked at a lot of players. Bob Lilly. There…

— Howie Long

“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”

— Terry Pratchett