Do you have any loose teeth?” The hissing demon asked…

“Everything’s senseless until someone makes sense of it. Life doesn’t explain itself.”

— Scott Meyer

“In fact, after some thought, he couldn’t think of a word that meant female that men hadn’t imbued with some belittling shade of meaning.”

— Scott Meyer

“There was nothing more infuriating than when a person like Dr. Madsen was right.”

— Scott Meyer

“The fact that reality doesn’t match what you want or expect isn’t reality’s fault. Besides, authenticity is overrated. When you were a kid playing…

— Scott Meyer

“Wollard recited the full formal greeting, as was customary. The younger members of the staff rolled their eyes and looked bored, as was also…

— Scott Meyer

“Don’t trust, and never verify.” Roy said, “That doesn’t fill me with confidence.”

— Scott Meyer

“You asked Capp to hire me because I remembered one thing you didn’t?” “I thought the team needed a second pair of eyes attached…

— Scott Meyer

“Our airborne weapons can level buildings and render large areas uninhabitable. Our ground-based weapon systems are designed to repel an air attack. Neither is…

— Scott Meyer

“Lady Jakabitus is a genuinely decent person. Not every Master of Formalities is so lucky. I hope you don’t learn that the hard way…

— Scott Meyer

“One voice at the back said something about her weighing the same as a duck, but nobody was in the mood.”

— Scott Meyer

“All activities involve risk; the avoidance of all risk more so than most.”

— Scott Meyer

“He had spent a lot of time thinking about himself, and had come to the conclusion that he was definitely not self-absorbed.”

— Scott Meyer

“Good plans almost never contain the word somehow.”

— Scott Meyer

“nobody wants to go through life looking like Ralph Wiggum.”

— Scott Meyer

“Wollard said it with conviction, though Phee struggled to betray no emotion. While it was true that this strategy had led to peace in…

— Scott Meyer