Human resources? Is that what they're calling restrooms…

Humour is often linked to shared experience. Like, a guy gets up and says, Have you noticed public restrooms have really inefficient hand-dryers? Oh…

— Bo Burnham

“It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms.”

— R.K. Lilley

“My father hated public restrooms. Once, when I was a little boy, I had noticed he did not wash his hands after urinating and…

— J.D. Daniels

You don't need to use the language of God to ask where the restrooms are.

— Etgar Keret

“Some of the most vivid writing in America is on the walls of restrooms. The men's room in the Albany, N.Y. railroad station, for…

— Truman Capote

Starbucks is planning to close down all the restrooms in its New York locations. Which explains the most popular new Starbucks order: An empty…

— Jimmy Fallon

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially…

— Lynda Barry

We have a camera pretty much everywhere except the restrooms, which we probably are working on that right now.

— Giuliana Rancic

“Most of us acquire and shed fractions of narcissistic traits throughout our lives. The teachings of Jesus help us shed narcissistic traits. It’s part…

— Michael Ben Zehabe

Accepted that we all are human resources, but we are humans first and resources later.

— Rutvik Oza

“Langley bred a certain type of person with great intention. The human resources department required nearly as sophisticated of analysts as the foreign intelligence…

— Lynn Blackmar

“You do not own your employer brand. It is owned by your employees.”

— Harjeet Khanduja

“Companies don't have a "talent shortage" they have a "development shortage", the talent you need is within reach, you just need to develop them…

— Janna Cachola

HR?' 'Human Resources.' 'In Brussels that kind of department is referred to as the Office for Personkind Enablement. Resources sounds like something you dig…

— Peter F. Hamilton

In work we act under the predominant motive of external, rational necessities; in pleasure, under the predominant motive of other, equally general necessities of…

— Nikolay Chernyshevsky