Sometimes I think that if I had to choose between an ear…
“Sometimes I think that if I had to choose between an ear of corn or making love to a woman, I'd choose the corn. Not that I wouldn't love to have a final roll in the hay - I am a man yet, and something never die - but the thought of those sweet kernels bursting between my teeth sure sets my mouth to watering. It's fantasy, I know that. Neither will happen. I just like to weight the options, as though I were standing in front of Solomon: a final roll in the hay or an ear of corn. What a wonderful dilemma. Sometimes I substitute an apple for the corn.”
About This Quote
This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.
The speaker humorously compares choosing a simple, tangible pleasure (corn) over a romantic ideal, highlighting the absurdity of weighing trivial options.
In simple terms: Choosing corn over love is a playful way to discuss silly dilemmas.
Key Takeaway
Recognize when choices are trivial and don’t overthink them.
Themes
humor
choice
desire
absurdity
fantasy
Mood
lighthearted
contemplative
Type
fictional
satirical
When to use this quote
- daily decisions
- relationship choices
- food preferences
- creative writing
Key Concepts
value of simplicity
human longing
satire
Questions to Reflect On
- What trivial choices dominate your thoughts?
- How does humor help you confront serious decisions?
A Different Perspective
The comparison may trivialize genuine emotional needs.