Only the scenario writers are exempt. These are tied…

As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and…

— S. J. Perelman

Someone once said that history has more imagination than all the scenario writers in the Pentagon, and we have a lot of scenario writers…

— Paul Wolfowitz

Wanna know really, really, really who I'm dating, Is she civilian or super duper famous? Is she African American, Caucasian, or Asian? Or maybe…

— Kid Cudi

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.…

— Tina Fey

I grew up in Vancouver which is beautiful but very Caucasian. When I moved to Toronto there were a lot more Black and mixed…

— Taylor Russell

“For years, I declined to fill in the form for my Senate press credential that asked me to state my 'race,' unless I was…

— Christopher Hitchens

I remember watching Swan Lake and everybody looking exactly the same, but being able to relate because they were the only company I had…

— Joan Chen

I think that people assumed I was white because of my last name. My father is Caucasian, my mother is Hispanic. But English was…

— George Zimmerman

I'm half-Chinese and half-Caucasian. My grandparents came here from China. My father was born in New Jersey.

— Phillipa Soo

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

— Ryan Stiles

If you're a beautiful Caucasian woman, and you commit a heinous crime, it's like people don't want to acknowledge the reality of your actions.

— Alissa Nutting

As a matter of fact they'd blacken us down. I guess there's a reason that according to what the Caucasian wanted us to look…

— Billy Eckstine

“Glancing up at Jude, I found him looking at me, staring at me like he couldn't help it. Maybe that's because I could have…

— Nicole Williams

I grew up in a predominantly Caucasian neighborhood, but my mom is Filipino-Spanish and my dad is Irish.

— Shay Mitchell

You have six math Ph.D. Caucasian gentlemen from the Northeast of the country, great. You put one more in the mix, you haven't added…

— Sallie Krawcheck