Girls: If you ever get a message from a guy saying that he…

“back.” “Did you talk to somebody?” “Uh, no, I left a message with my guy over there.”

— Michael Connelly

Texting someone and falling asleep while waiting for the reply

— Fricca Joaquin

If a man tells you that he's fallen in love at first sight with you, just punch him. It's just another way of saying…

— Anonymous

Obama's claim is that he wants to give. The GOP is saying it wants to take.

— John Podhoretz

A lonely day is God's way of saying that he wants to spend some quality time with you.

— Criss Jami

If some man tells you that hes fallen in love with you at first sight, just punch him. Its just another way of saying…

— Secret Garden

She's saying that she wants only me, then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends.

— Offspring

If the media is sending girls the message that their value lies in their bodies, this can only leave them feeling disempowered and distract…

— Jennifer Siebel Newsom

That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.

— Fricca Joaquin

“Without missing a beat I continue to play our black Baldwin Acrosonic spinet piano and say, “Not now! Mommy and Daddy are working!” The…

— Carole King

Girls get the message from very early on that what's most important is how they look, that their value, their worth depends on that.…

— Jean Kilbourne

I like long text messages, because I appreciate the effort that's put into a complete thought.

— Fricca Joaquin

Dear Cupid, next time hit us BOTH! Sincerely, Broken Hearted.

— Fricca Joaquin

Me without you is like Facebook with no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results.

— Fricca Joaquin

I remember one guy saying, "You're the only human out of all of them," and feeling a little concerned that somehow that meant I…

— Allison Silverman