Beth from accounting is just sitting in her car eating…

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

— Christopher Morley

No-one posts photos of themselves on Instagram when you're eating spaghetti hoops out of a tin going 'Why?'

— Aisling Bea

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti.

— Robert Morley

“No man is lonely while eating spaghetti: it requires so much attention.”

— Christopher Morley

“When you can hear someone giving head but can’t see them, it sounds terribly like a child eating spaghetti.”

— Tom Cardamone

As far as luxury goes, about the only thing I do is... I go first class all the way. I live on the road,…

— Trish Stratus

When I go back to Egypt, I call my friend from the airport to buy kushari for us to eat in the car. I…

— Mohamed Salah

“Beth sort of hugs me, which I am not a fan of, so I kick and run.”

— Ryan Mecum

“You are so lucky that I cannot remember how to use doorknobs.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Blood is really warm, it's like drinking hot chocolate but with more screaming.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Bitting into heads is much harder than it looks. The skull is feisty.”

— Ryan Mecum

“Little old laides speed away in their wheel chairs, frightened meals on wheels.”

— Ryan Mecum

“If the dawn should break and take away this sunrise, I hope I break, too.”

— Ryan Mecum

“If this were real life, Ed would have looked at her neck- bite, dead, burp, credits.”

— Ryan Mecum

I need a bath." He chuckled. "You smell of smoke, as do I." The duke turned, leaning heavily on his cane. "Jameson, open the…

— Karen Hawkins