If only he didn't believe he was Shamu's distant cousin…

“He was my distant cousin. Not only was he 50 miles away and 50 years away, but he was just very aloof.”

— Jarod Kintz

Friendship is like a distant cousin only communicate from a far.

— Damian Stafon

“There’s someone in town asking for directions to Bhaile Anois,” she said. “He checked in late last night at the inn.” Any and Dan…

— Jude Watson

Roy Acuff's from Maynardville, and that's where a lot of my family's from. So he's, I've been told, a distant cousin, as well.

— Ashley Monroe

“Hey there, Lissa Daniels," he said. He raised his Coke. "Would you like to say hello to your distant cousin, Jack?”

— Kody Keplinger

“For Silas, Lichport was only a name, like that of a distant cousin or a dead relative he’d never met. Familiar but abstract.”

— Ari Berk

“Ms. McMartin had no close family. Her nearest relative was a distant cousin who had recently died in Shanghai, after a severe allergic reaction…

— Jacqueline West

Better a near neighbour than a distant cousin.

— Italian Proverb

“Mr Earbrass escaped from Messrs Scuffle and Dustcough, who were most anxious to go into all the ramifications of a scheme for having his…

— Edward Gorey

If astronomy teaches anything, it teaches that man is but a detail in the evolution of the universe, and the resemblant though diverse details…

— Percival Lowell

I ought to tell you I'm probably your cousin.

— Henry James

Going where no man has gone before is more difficult than it sounds. Our cousins and ancestors were no less curious than we are,…

— N.D. Wilson

Memoirs are going to be problematic sells for a while, though, because even if memoir means "based in memory," right now, in the collective…

— Debra Monroe

I love a lot of things, a whole lot of things / Like / My cousin comes to visit and you know he's from…

— Eloise Greenfield

“Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.”

— Jim Gaffigan