It's Wednesday, winners day and the Earth says hello…

If what I write is literature, I guess you'd better emphasize the 'litter.'

— Lydia Lunch

“I'm surprised when I walk right into yet another abandoned hunters' camp. Tattered plastic sheeting still hangs askew here and there. Blackened aerosol cans…

— Rick Bass

We were empty nesters, our last-born child having departed for Duke. Meredith decided we needed a dog to fill the vacuum. She heard about…

— Tom Brokaw

One of my pet peeves, one of my obsessions, is litter.

— Amy Wax

Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's like a litter box. Full of shit.

— Anonymous

“There are places where litter is acceptable and others where it is not. What is the proper place for space junk? You could say…

— Alice Gorman

“I could have more fun in cat litter.”

— Douglas Adams

“Sure, okay, I'll pick up some cat litter. Anything else?" "Watch your back, G." Then she hung up. Hero paused in her sobbing to…

— Jody Gehrman

I hate when people litter.

— Joe Thornton

“The good news was that the streets were litter-free, maybe because no one had anything to throw away.”

— Nelson DeMille

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

— George W. Buck

“I’ve always wanted to send a message in a bottle, with my message saying something like, “Don’t litter.”

— Jarod Kintz

I don't like people that litter. If you don't throw a wrapper in the trashcan and you just toss it out on the ground…

— Dane Cook

“Max?” “Hmm?” “Will I have to use a litter box?” “Emma!”

— Dana Marie Bell

“I thought it made her happy to help out. You know, the way some people claim to like picking up litter or helping the…

— William Rabkin