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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the…

“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment…” quote by Ron Shelton
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““Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.””

Ron Shelton

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A quirky list of personal beliefs ranging from the sacred to the absurd, reflecting eclectic tastes and humor.

In simple terms: Random personal beliefs listed humorously.

Key Takeaway

Embrace individuality and humor in convictions.

Themes

beliefs humor individuality

Mood

playful irreverent

Type

humorous personal

When to use this quote

  • conversation starters
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Key Concepts

cultural references personal quirks

Questions to Reflect On

  • Which belief defines you most?
  • How do you handle contradictory beliefs?
A Different Perspective

Beliefs may conflict with others’ values.

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