Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped…

If you’re a person struggling to eat and stay healthy you might have heard about Michael Jordan or Muhammad Ali, but you’ll never have…

— Bill Gates

Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere, but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that cares about…

— James Bovard

[Sport officials] blocked their support of us. But those individuals [ Muhammad Ali, the Jim Browns, the Bill Russells, Kareem Abdul Jabbar ] were…

— John Carlos

Simple fairness dictates that government must not raise taxes on families struggling to pay their bills.

— Ronald Reagan

[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air.…

— Dr. Seuss

I will not agree to have this bill [to repeal DADT ] go forward, because our economy is in the tank.

— John McCain

This is not really currency that circulates. It's like the old joke about expensive vintage wine. Wine prices will go up and once in…

— Michael Hudson

If Bill Gates left Microsoft we wouldn't allow Donald Trump to run it.

— will.i.am

Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward…

— Suze Orman

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.

— Eamon Dunphy

There's nothing nice about Steve Jobs and there's nothing evil about Bill Gates

— Chuck Peddle

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth…

— Jack Handey

Whether it's people walking off 'The View' when Bill O'Reilly makes a statement about radical Islam or Juan Williams being fired for expressing his…

— Eric Cantor

The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio.

— Bill O'Reilly

Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.

— Tom Waits