The calendar and the mirror - they're bastards.

The calendar? A mere convention.

— Irina Ratushinskaya

Death keeps no calendar

— Anonymous

We've got to decide, how much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning,…

— Joe Torre

There are two days in my calendar: This day and that Day.

— Martin Luther

My husband, Sal, and I put date nights on the calendar once a week. I know that doesn't sound romantic, but otherwise it won't…

— Sherri Shepherd

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country, you know. So subtlety's not my forte.

— Alan Cumming

I keep an elaborate calendar for my characters detailing on which dates everything happens. Im constantly revising this as I go along. It gives…

— Maria Semple

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

— Dick Gregory

There is nothing so intractable as a calendar.

— Margery Sharp

My death will not be penciled on someone's calendar.

— Richelle Mead

Faced with a time shortage, we squeeze tasks into the nooks and crannies of our calendar, leaving less and less time to switch between…

— Sendhil Mullainathan

The spring wakes us, nurtures us and revitalizes us. How often does your spring come? If you are a prisoner of the calendar, it…

— Gary Zukav

When I was 14, I used to have a calendar on my wall, crossing the days off until I was 15, because the school…

— Mark E. Smith

Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come?

— Helen Hunt Jackson

A child gets vaccinated and soon after, autism symptoms emerge. The apparent cause-and-effect is understandable but erroneous - more a coincidence of the calendar…

— Jeffrey Kluger