... cheer the fuck up and eat your burger.

I'm stopped. I'll never eat another burger.

— Oprah Winfrey

I eat at In-N-Out Burger every chance I get.

— Robin Wright

You really need to be able to eat the burger like you're loving it. I don't want somebody that's going to go out there…

— Andrew Puzder

You eat the burger but you don't want the slaughterhouse next door to where you live.

— Chicken John

“You can eat a Burger for $5 or a Kobe Steak for $100. They both fill you up. The real difference is the experience.”

— David Dobson

Just because people want to eat the burger doesn't mean they want to meet the cow.

— Steve Buscemi

I eat healthy when I can; I eat a burger when I want, and I work out. You have to live with the routine…

— Gigi Hadid

“They were all looking at him with an unpronounceable hunger. Actually it was a lot like the faces you see in porn, but with…

— Amelia Beamer

“If you can't fuck it, eat it or use it for a weapon--kill it.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket…

— David Sedaris

“We fucked, Ms. Lane. Even cockroaches fuck. They eat each other, too.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“...the restaurant itself is weird especially because of a big raunch mad thicklipped sloppy young Fillipino woman sitting alone at the end of the…

— Jack Kerouac

Fuck you all!!! Eat my balls!... Forgot to clean 'em tho' ;)

— Trey Songz

“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”

— David Sedaris

“4. THE CRUMBLING WALL (Hamburger, prepared medium well, with bacon and barbecue sauce. Courtesy of that place on Solano, where, it should be mentioned,…

— Dave Eggers