I danced with Marilyn Monroe in 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.'

“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”

— Tommy Cooper

“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.”

— Various

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.

— Mamie Van Doren

Blondness is a core Trump-family value: Both Donald Jr. and Eric got the memo and married blondes.

— Nell Scovell

“I'm perfectly discriminating,' he said with a devilish smile. 'How's that? No blondes after Labour Day?' 'I said I was discriminating, not an imbecile.”

— Ally Blake

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

— Don Herold

Blondes do it best <3

— Anonymous

“What is it with all the immaculate blondes? It's like Stepford here.”

— E.L. James

I understood something way back when I was on 'Three's Company.' When I got the part, I was flat broke. I was so happy…

— Suzanne Somers

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

— Diablo Cody

I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud.

— David Beckham

People say blondes have more fun. I really don't think it's about your hair, it's about how you feel on the inside. I say…

— Leighton Meester

“Memory is just an alternate version of reality.”

— Candace Bushnell

“call ten blondes standing ear to ear?”

— Various

“How's your grandpa?" "Still worried that your blackness will infect me." "That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on…

— MaryJanice Davidson