My son claims he "loves me," but the contents with which…

You will be at your best forever, Even now you have good moments. Occasional glimpses of your heavenly self. When you change your baby's…

— Max Lucado

Ever since I started vaulting in my backyard, when I was in diapers, I wanted to be the best that's ever lived - to…

— Armand Duplantis

As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body hit the…

— Uma Thurman

“Jack had been my best friend since we’d been in diapers, and”

— Liliana Hart

The best thing about Sassy Seats is that grandmothers cannot figure out how they work and are in constant fear of the child's falling.…

— Anna Quindlen

Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit big time.…

— Rush Limbaugh

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason

— Pete McCloskey

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

— Kim Kardashian

Cinderella and the prince lived, they say, happily ever after, like two dolls in a museum case never bothered by diapers or dust, never…

— Anne Sexton

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

— Jackie Jackson

So: this is where we are going to become parents. You walk into the building as a couple, and leave a few minutes later…

— Scott Simon

You've got all these characters and yet, you're hovering over one character like a fly over a stinky diaper. Realize that you've got a…

— Chuck Wendig

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.

— Esther Williams

You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not…

— Larry the Cable Guy

When in doubt, make funny faces.

— Amy Poehler