Will isn't my little bastard assistant. Will is Pellinore…

“You bastard, he thought, almost affectionately, watching the minuscule protoplasm fluttering on the slide. You dirty little bastard.”

— Richard Matheson

“So, this is Oberon's little bastard. -Meghan”

— Julie Kagawa

“What have you got in there you little bastard?”

— St. John Morris

“Miniture protoplasm, the dirty little bastard!”

— Richard Matheson

“He's a two-faced, cutthroat, dirt-dumb, chicken shit, slimy, little bastard with a bright future in politics.”

— John Grisham

Just because you like a Murder Inc. record, does not mean that you are a demented little bastard.

— Irv Gotti

“Love is a heartless bastard”

— Tahereh Mafi

“Sometimes being a contrary bastard was a real pain.”

— Lori Foster

“Yet Another reason to hate him. The bastard had broken her libido with his wonder penis.”

— Nicolette Day

“You want to change the world? Now is your chance! Go show this bastard what you are made of!”

— Wesley Chu

“Bastard had the bad manners to die before we were through talking to him.”

— Maya Banks

“You’re one cruel bastard,” she managed to get out. He tsked with his tongue. “Everyone says that.” Then he took hold of her chin…

— Dianna Hardy

Butane is the bastard gas.

— Hank Hill

“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series…

— Christopher Moore

“I know I don’t deserve this,” he says roughly, “but I’m going to be a selfish bastard and take it. Because I’ve been dying…

— K.C. Lynn