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“Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down. "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is…” quote by Rick Riordan
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“Now, come over here so I can pat you down." "But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure." He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down. "You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?" "Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid.”

Rick Riordan

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Terminus humorously checks a statue for contraband, highlighting absurdity of over‑policing.

In simple terms: A funny scene about over‑the‑top security checks.

Key Takeaway

Question absurdity, stay light.

Themes

humor absurdity authority policing mythology

Mood

playful ironic

Type

anecdotal satirical

When to use this quote

  • museum visits
  • security lines
  • role‑play games
  • theatrical productions

Key Concepts

Satire social commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • When have you felt a rule was applied too seriously?
  • How does humor defuse tension?
A Different Perspective

The joke may down those who have faced invasive searches.

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